Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?She left him out in the sun too long.
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knock Who’s there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?