Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knockWho’s there?Banana.Banana who?Knock knock Who’s there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?

Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Knock KnockWho’s there !Banana !Banana who ?Banana split so ice creamed !

Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can’t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

What’s yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today?Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.