Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. “
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
I see the baby’s nose is running again,” said a worried father. “For goodness sake!” snapped his wife. “Can’t you think of anything other than horse racing?”
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.