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Mrs Brown: Who was that at the…

22 Jul , 2009  

Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. “

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Mother: Why is there a strange…

22 Jul , 2009  

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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What are baby witches called? …

22 Jul , 2009  

What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.

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I see the baby’s nose is runni…

22 Jul , 2009  

I see the baby’s nose is running again,” said a worried father. “For goodness sake!” snapped his wife. “Can’t you think of anything other than horse racing?”

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Q: How many baby sitters does …

22 Jul , 2009  

Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.

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What was the policeman’s baby’…

11 May , 2009  

What was the policeman’s baby’s first words ?Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

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Did you hear about the witch w…

11 May , 2009  

Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.

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What does a baby computer call…

11 May , 2009  

What does a baby computer call his father?Data.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby…

11 May , 2009  

Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.

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How can you tell if a snake is…

11 May , 2009  

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.