What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn’t take it far enough into the woods.
Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. “
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
I see the baby’s nose is running again,” said a worried father. “For goodness sake!” snapped his wife. “Can’t you think of anything other than horse racing?”
Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.
A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. “What do you think you’re doing?” she demanded. “I’m just entertaining the baby,” explained Tommy. “Where is the baby?” asked his Mum. “Under the bath.”
Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. “Say,” said Dewey, “Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin’ ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?” “Uh huh,” answered Odell. “We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him when he gets old enough […]
Knock knock. Who’s there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?
