A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, “Excuse […]

Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.

How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.

Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say […]

It can’t go on! It can’t go on! What can’t go on? This baby’s vest ? it’s too small for me.

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don’t think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?

What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.