Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say […]

It can’t go on! It can’t go on! What can’t go on? This baby’s vest ? it’s too small for me.

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where’s Pop Corn?

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.

Why is a baby like an diamond? Because it’s a dear little thing.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.

Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don’t think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?

What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.

Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that’s the tenth one I’ve given you tonight! Yes, but the baby’s bedroom is still on fire.

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.

What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.