Q: What’s pink and red and can’t turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.
What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.
Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant’s milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant’s!
A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, “Excuse […]
Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise crack to say […]
It can’t go on! It can’t go on! What can’t go on? This baby’s vest ? it’s too small for me.
Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.
What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.
