Knock KnockWho’s there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love…. !

What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !

How does a baby ghost cry?”Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”

Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby can’t carry the mother.

I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they can’t dress themselves.

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it’s a nappy time.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.

How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn’t take it far enough into the woods.

Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. “