What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love…. !

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !

How does a baby ghost cry?”Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”

Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby can’t carry the mother.

I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they can’t dress themselves.

What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.

I see the baby’s nose is running again,” said a worried father. “For goodness sake!” snapped his wife. “Can’t you think of anything other than horse racing?”

Q: How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, They don’t make Pampers small enough.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.

A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. “What do you think you’re doing?” she demanded. “I’m just entertaining the baby,” explained Tommy. “Where is the baby?” asked his Mum. “Under the bath.”