What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?Infantry !

Knock KnockWho’s there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love…. !

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby ?A cry for Alp !

How does a baby ghost cry?”Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”

Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby can’t carry the mother.

I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?Because they can’t dress themselves.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.

A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. “What do you think you’re doing?” she demanded. “I’m just entertaining the baby,” explained Tommy. “Where is the baby?” asked his Mum. “Under the bath.”

Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. “Say,” said Dewey, “Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin’ ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?” “Uh huh,” answered Odell. “We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him when he gets old enough […]

Knock knock. Who’s there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?

How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.