How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.
Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None – because they were all redskins.
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.
Why didn’t the two worms go into Noah’s ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!
The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. “You’ve got to help me! There’s a giant gray thing in my yard, and it’s pulling apples off the tree with its tail!” “What’s he doing with the apples?” the sergeant asked. “If I told you,” the woman cried, “you wouldn’t believe […]
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What’s eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.
