After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a worker’s boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angrily she asked, “If you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” Quickly he replied, “If it was you who asked, I’d still have 4 apples.”
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. “Dad!” he puffed, “is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?” “That’s what they say,” said his Dad. “Well, give me an apple quick ? I’ve just broken the doctor’s window!”
School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. “What kind of pie do you call this ?” asked one schoolboy indignantly.”What’s it taste of ?” asked the cook. “Glue!” “Then it’s apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap.”
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.
Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None – because they were all redskins.
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.
