What is the left side of an apple?The part that you don’t eat.

What kind of apple isn’t an apple?A pineapple.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?”You’ve got some crust.”

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.

What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.

Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None – because they were all redskins.

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do? It can look round.

How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchard’s on fire.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !