What do you call an ant from overseas ?Impartant

What do you call an ant who skips school ?A truant !

Where do ants go to eat ?At a restaurant !

Where do ants go for their holidays ?Frants !

What is smaller than an ant’s dinner ?An ant’s mouth !

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !

What do you call an ant in space ?Cosmonants & Astronants !

What do you call a smart ant ?Elegant !

Who is the most famous French ant ?Napoleant !

Why did the ant-elope ?Nobody gnu !

Why don’t anteaters get sick ?Because they are full of antibodies!