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Where do ants go for their hol…

8 Jul , 2009

Where do ants go for their holidays ?Frants !

What is smaller than an ant’s …

8 Jul , 2009

What is smaller than an ant’s dinner ?An ant’s mouth !

How come if ants are always so…

8 Jul , 2009

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

What do you call a 100 year ol…

8 Jul , 2009

What do you call a 100 year old ant ?An antique !

What do you call an ant in spa…

8 Jul , 2009

What do you call an ant in space ?Cosmonants & Astronants !

What do you call a smart ant ?…

8 Jul , 2009

What do you call a smart ant ?Elegant !

What kind of ants are very lea…

8 Jul , 2009

What kind of ants are very learned ?Pedants !

Who was the most famous ant sc…

8 Jul , 2009

Who was the most famous ant scientist ?Albert Antstein !

What is even bigger than an el…

8 Jul , 2009

What is even bigger than an elephant ?A giant !

How many ants are needed to fi…

8 Jul , 2009

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?Ten ants !

What do you call an ant who li…

8 Jul , 2009

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ?Your great-ant !

What do you call an ant who li…

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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?An independant !

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