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You know that little indestruc…

8 Jul , 2009  

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes – why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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If buttered toast always lands…

8 Jul , 2009  

If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?

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Why is it that when you’re dri…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

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Why do you need a driver’s lic…

11 May , 2009  

Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

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Do steam rollers really roll s…

11 May , 2009  

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

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What will fall on the lawn fir…

11 May , 2009  

What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

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Why is it that when you transp…

11 May , 2009  

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?

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Can you repeat the part after …

11 May , 2009  

Can you repeat the part after “Listen very carefully”?