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Why isn’t phonetic spelled the…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

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Do you need a silencer if you …

8 Jul , 2009  

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?

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Don’t you just hate the blatan…

8 Jul , 2009  

Don’t you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren’t you just dying to know what you got?

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Can you repeat the part after …

11 May , 2009  

Can you repeat the part after “Listen very carefully”?

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Why do you need a driver’s lic…

11 May , 2009  

Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

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Do steam rollers really roll s…

11 May , 2009  

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

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What will fall on the lawn fir…

11 May , 2009  

What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

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Why is it that when you transp…

11 May , 2009  

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?