You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?

Can you repeat the part after “Listen very carefully”?

Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?