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If CON is the opposite of PRO,…

8 Jul , 2009  

If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

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If nothing ever sticks to TEFL…

8 Jul , 2009  

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

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If we are a country committed …

8 Jul , 2009  

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?

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Can you repeat the part after …

11 May , 2009  

Can you repeat the part after “Listen very carefully”?

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Why do you need a driver’s lic…

11 May , 2009  

Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

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Do steam rollers really roll s…

11 May , 2009  

Do steam rollers really roll steam?

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What will fall on the lawn fir…

11 May , 2009  

What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

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Why is it that when you transp…

11 May , 2009  

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?