Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?

Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?

Do vampires get AIDS?