If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes – why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
