What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do’ solutions go when a candidate gets elected?

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?

Don’t you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren’t you just dying to know what you got?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Is it ok to use my AM radio after NOON?

If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?