You know how most packages say “Open here”. What is the protocol if the package says, “Open somewhere else”?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?

Do fish get thirsty?

Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?

How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?