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If CON is the opposite of PRO,…

8 Jul , 2009  

If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

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If nothing ever sticks to TEFL…

8 Jul , 2009  

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

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If we are a country committed …

8 Jul , 2009  

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?

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Why is it that at class reunio…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

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If fire fighters fight fire an…

8 Jul , 2009  

If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

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If you are driving at the spee…

8 Jul , 2009  

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?

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Why does an inspiring sight li…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?

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Do vampires get AIDS?…

8 Jul , 2009  

Do vampires get AIDS?

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How many weeks are there in a …

8 Jul , 2009  

How many weeks are there in a light year?

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Why is brassiere singular and …

8 Jul , 2009  

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

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Why, if the best things in lif…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

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Why are cigarettes sold at gas…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?