If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?

Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?

Do vampires get AIDS?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?