What do you call an aardvark that’s just won a fight?A well ‘aardvark!

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!

What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!

What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight?A vark!

What do you call an road construction aardvark?A tarredvark!

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!

What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!

Who’s the aardvark’s favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf?A paredvark!

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!