Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. “How much are your aardvarks?” he asked. “They’re L6 each,” came the reply. “Did you raise them yourself?” inquired the man. “Oh yes,” she said, “Yesterday they were only L5 each.”
What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!
How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?It’s the VCRdvard
