What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight?A vark!

What do you call an road construction aardvark?A tarredvark!

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!

What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!

Who’s the aardvark’s favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf?A paredvark!

Who’s aardvark’s favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium?An aard-shark!