What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!

Who’s the aardvark’s favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf?A paredvark!

Who’s aardvark’s favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!

What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s songs?It’s Been an Aards Day’s Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!

What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!

What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!