What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?It’s the VCRdvard

What do you call an aardvark that’s just won a fight?A well ‘aardvark!

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!

What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!

What do you call an aardvark that’s just lost a fight?A vark!

What do you call an road construction aardvark?A tarredvark!

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!

What do you call an aardvark that’s been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!

What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!

Who’s the aardvark’s favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!