Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!
What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!
Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
