What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!

What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf?A paredvark!

Who’s aardvark’s favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!

What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s songs?It’s Been an Aards Day’s Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!

What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!

What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!

What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!

What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!