How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!
What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s songs?It’s Been an Aards Day’s Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!
What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!
What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!
