Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!

What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you can’t beat ’em, eat ’em!

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.

Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. “How much are your aardvarks?” he asked. “They’re L6 each,” came the reply. “Did you raise them yourself?” inquired the man. “Oh yes,” she said, “Yesterday they were only L5 each.”

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!

How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!

When is an aardvark jumpy?When he’s got ants in his pants!

Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!