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Aardvark jokes

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, a…

8 Jul , 2009  

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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Why does mama aardvark call he…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!

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How do you define an aardvark?…

8 Jul , 2009  

How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

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Where does the aardvark family…

8 Jul , 2009  

Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!

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When is an aardvark jumpy?When…

8 Jul , 2009  

When is an aardvark jumpy?When he’s got ants in his pants!

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Which aardvark holds the speed…

8 Jul , 2009  

Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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What do you call a boxing matc…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!

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Why do aardvarks make undesira…

8 Jul , 2009  

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!

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Did you hear about the househo…

8 Jul , 2009  

Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?It’s the VCRdvard

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What do you call an aardvark t…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you call an aardvark that’s just won a fight?A well ‘aardvark!

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What do you call a three-foote…

8 Jul , 2009  

What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!

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What does an aardvark get when…

8 Jul , 2009  

What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!