An elderly man was quite unhap…
An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.Instead of buying anew one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of thevestibule. When hegot there, an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a pewwhere he had to sitand listen to the entiresermon on “The Ten Commandments.” Afterchurch, the man metthe preacher in the vestibule doorway, shook his had vigorously, andtold him “I want tothank you preacher for saving my soul today. I came to church to steala hat and afterhearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I decided against it.”Preacher: “You mean the commandment ‘I shall not steal’ changed yourmind?”Old Man: “No, the one about adultery did.As soon as you said that I remember where I left my old hat!”
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