Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?He was the skipper!
What is black and white and black and white and black and white?A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated!
Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s an appointment!
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?Bring on their subs!
What part of a football ground is never the same?The changing rooms!
