Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James Bond type of player,” he told his friends. “I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.””Batted .007,” his wife added.
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?Because he liked sole music!
Why are football players never asked for dinner?Because they’re always dribbling!
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches!
Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
What does a footballer and a magician have in common?Both do hat tricks!
