Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?Player: I finished it in three days !
Where do football directors go when they are fed up ?The bored room !
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?It was a cup draw !
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ?So that they can pack the defence !
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden ?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts !
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ?Cornflakes !
