Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.

Yo mama’s like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!

Yo Mama’s so fat she uses an air balloon forparachute.

your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!

Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!

Yo mama is so fat…that she broke a branch in herfamily tree!

Yo mama is so fat…that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thoughtshe was Planet Earth

Yo mama is so fat…that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure

Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars

Yo mama’s so fat, when she was in school she sat next to everybody!

Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to usethe bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!