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Spelling jokes

Fred came home from his first …

25 Feb , 2014  

Fred came home from his first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, he told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat so I told her”

Spelling jokes

How do you spell elephant ? E-…

25 Feb , 2014  

How do you spell elephant ? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t”That’s not how the dictionary spells it””You didn’t ask me how the dictionary spelt it !”

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Spell mousetrap with three let…

25 Feb , 2014  

Spell mousetrap with three letters.C-A-T

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How do you spell a hated oppon…

25 Feb , 2014  

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?NME (enemy).

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Can you spell jealousy with tw…

25 Feb , 2014  

Can you spell jealousy with two letters?NV (envy).

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Spell extra wise in two letter…

25 Feb , 2014  

Spell extra wise in two letters.YY (2 y’s)

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How can you spell too much wit…

25 Feb , 2014  

How can you spell too much with two letters?XS (excess).

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Spell Indian tent with two let…

25 Feb , 2014  

Spell Indian tent with two letters.TP.

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Spell electricity with three l…

25 Feb , 2014  

Spell electricity with three letters.NRG (energy).

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How do you spell “we” with two…

25 Feb , 2014  

How do you spell “we” with two letters without using the letters W and E?U and I.

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How can you spell chilly with …

25 Feb , 2014  

How can you spell chilly with two letters?IC (icy) .

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Can you spell very happy with …

25 Feb , 2014  

Can you spell very happy with three letters?XTC (ecstasy).