What did one tooth say to the other tooth?”Thar’s gold in them thar fills.”
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth.” The man said, “No problem.” He reached into […]
What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, “Darling, you’ve got lovely teeth.”
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.
What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.
What’s the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.
