Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won’t stand in your way.
Do hamburgers make good vampires?No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?Only if they have a very frank relationship!
Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be twins !
Peter: My brother wants to work badly!Anita: As I remember, he usually does !
First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?Second Boy: Because he’s got a screw loose !
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. ‘Well,’ said the Scout. ‘Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.’
So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?Yes- their dog is our dog’s brother.
