What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?A lot of crackling on the line !
What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?A wedding ring !
What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?A parson to parson call !
How do Iranians speak on the telephone?Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?Because she was an operetta (operator).
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get?Snippy answers.
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
