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Business jokes

There was this man who was in …

11 May , 2009  

There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this ‘unusual’ handicap, he was very self-conscious about his having no ears. Because of the accident, he received a large sum of money […]

Business jokes

Several weeks after a young ma…

11 May , 2009  

Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called intothe personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” thedirector asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had fiveyears experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you’ve everheld.””Well,” the young man replied, “in your advertisement you […]

Business jokes

A man is flying in a hot air b…

11 May , 2009  

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this […]

Business jokes

These two construction workers…

11 May , 2009  

These two construction workers always noticed that their boss always left early on Fridays. So one asked the other that if the boss left early next Friday if he would want to also. The other man agreed. Sure enough, when Friday came, the boss left early. Therefore, the two men left also. The one offered […]

Cannibal jokes

What does a cannibal eat with …

11 May , 2009  

What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

Cannibal jokes

When do cannibals cook you? On…

11 May , 2009  

When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.

Cannibal jokes

Why was the cannibal expelled …

11 May , 2009  

Why was the cannibal expelled from school? Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

Cannibal jokes

Did you hear about the canniba…

11 May , 2009  

Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle’s wife? He was an aunteater.

Cannibal jokes

Why don’t cannibals eat comedi…

11 May , 2009  

Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.

Bus jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus? …

11 May , 2009  

Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.

Bus jokes

What did the bus conductor say…

11 May , 2009  

What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.

Bus jokes

Bus passenger: I’d like a tick…

11 May , 2009  

Bus passenger: I’d like a ticket to New York, please. Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I’m in the bus queue, aren’t I?