Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?A: The pit bull doesn’t carry a briefcase.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?Thanks, I’ll never part with it !
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, “I’m Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter.” Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say,”I’m Janey Sugarbrown.” The Vicar spoke to her in Sunday School, and said,”Aren’t you Mr. Sugarbrown’s daughter?” With her mother standing just a few feet away, the little girl replied, “I thought […]
A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two steps, then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride’s side and the groom’s side. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. And so […]
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Davy, what noise does a cow make?” “It goes moo.” “Alice, what noise does a cat make?” “It goes meow.” “Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?” “It goes baaa.” “Jennifer, what […]
