What’s the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One’s a seedy beast and the other’s a deceased bee.

Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, “That’s it, one last timebefore I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver.”Sam’s wife looked at him sadly and said, […]

A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusband’s funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husbandto be buried in a dark blue suit.He asks, “Wouldn’t it just be easier to bury him in the black suitthat he’s wearing?”But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives […]

A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked theguy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, “Yes, that’smy wife’s seat. We have never missed a game since the Lombardi days, […]

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Afterthe editor informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50cents a word, she pauses, reflects and then says, “Well, then,let it read ‘Fred Brown died’.”Confounded at the woman’s thrift, the editor stammers that […]