Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!
Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?He wanted to check his e-mail.
Why do church bells never send e-mails?They’d rather give each other a ring.
Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail?Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange?Because the lime was engaged.
Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC?Because it was on old croc.
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying; DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” “Yep, that’s him,” […]
A man and his dog went into a pub. The barman said “Sorry mate no dogs allowed in here!” The dog said “Oh please don’t be like that, I’m trained and I won’t cause any trouble!” The bar man was astonished at the talking dog and sat and chatted with the dog and it’s owner. […]
