An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says ” We’re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one […]
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?”The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back, and a […]
Fred: You’ve got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it’s roamin’ all over your face.
Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. “What’s that for?” she asked. “To make me beautiful,” came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. “Doesn’t work, does it?” was her comment.
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ?Big holes all over Australia !
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?So he could hide in the cherry tree !
‘We’re going to play elephants and circuses,’ said a little boy at kindergarten, ‘Do you want to join in?”I’d love to,’replied the teacher. ‘What do you want me to do?”You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !’
