Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree ?A: Because it was dead.
Q: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who’s a gorilla expert. When the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair […]
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.
Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.
What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak.
What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt.
How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.
I’d like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide.
