two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation.the bald guy says he cant afford it.so his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says how will that help? His […]
A little girl climbed into her grandfather’s lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and road mapped his face and neck. “Did god make you?”, she asked. “yes” he answered. “did god makeme, to?” she wondered. “yes”, he replied. “well, she shrugged, “don’t you think he’s doing […]
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?It’s crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome.So, how are you getting there?””We’re taking TWA,” was the reply. “We got a […]
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. – he placed the boy in the chair.”I’m goin’ to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”When the boy’s haircut was […]
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. “I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.” The […]
What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.
What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there’s lots of school spirit!
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?He was going as a banana.
What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil’s food cake and Boo-berry pie.
Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?A: Rhesus Pieces.
