What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?Wait at a buzz stop !
She’s so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store tobuy a chain saw ?He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day.He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days latercomplaining that it onlycut one tree and that took all day.The clerk […]
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than most.The clerk said, “It’s made in Germany”.I said, “That’s too bad, I can’t use it then”.The clerk said, “What’s the matter? You don’t like German pens?”I said, “No. I just never […]
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?” “I don’t know,” responded the other. “I’ll ask him.”So he climbed out of the hole and […]
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea,” said Mike. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.” “What, do you think I’m stupid? I have an idea. I’ll shine my […]
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty […]
