Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. “So,” he said, “I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.” Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. “You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.”The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed […]
The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, “I dont recognize this court!””Why?” asked the Judge.”Because you’ve had it decorated since the last time I was here.”
The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, “So how do you plead?””Not guilty” said the second defendant.”I wasn’t talking to you” the judge replied.”I never said a word” the third defendant replied.
When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, “Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious […]
A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. “Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her breasts.”The Editor scolded the new reporter, “This is a family paper. We don’t […]
Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says “Normally I would grant you three wishes, […]
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.”It will be waiting for you at the airport!” he was assured by his editor. As soon […]
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car.Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, “Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim.”The crowd made way for him.Lying […]
Do you want some help using the Internet, son?No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.
Can you show me how to use the Internet?I’d better – otherwise you’ll just go round and round in circles.
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Exactly five hundred.1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.7 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently […]
