Knock KnockWho’s there !Abbey !Abbey who ?Abbey stung me on the nose !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Aaron !Aaron who !Aaron the barber’s floor !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Aardvark !Aardvark who ?Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?He found time-consuming.
What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.”How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.”That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.”That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained.Growing annoyed, the clerk […]
The Judge admonished the witness, “Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?””I do.””Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?””Sure,” said the witness. “My side will win.”
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn’t true.”I’m as sober as you are, your honor,” the man claimed. The judge replied, “Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days.”
