What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!

How can you tell if someone who’s having a temper tantrum is on the phone? You get a tizzy signal!

How can you tell if someone who’s just had a perm is on the phone? You get a frizzy signal!

How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?

How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?

How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!

What did the answering machine say to the telephone? Take my word for it.

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? They both have rings!

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire? She wanted to lay it on the line!

How do, like, really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow.

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!