ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Yo mama is so ugly the government movedhalloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as aslip and slide.

yo mama is so fat you could use her bellybutton as a wishing well…

your mama’s so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized atSea world. (Lionheartyz)

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.