There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they’re dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?’. Then the second Snake says “Why do you […]
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?Pupil: That’s not fair!You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it can’t sit down!
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss!
Teacher: What’s 2 and 2?Pupil: 4Teacher: That’s good.Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!
A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the car and look at the problem.The software manager says, “I can’t do anything about this – it’s a hardware problem.”The hardware manager says, “Maybe if we turned the car off and […]
Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, “I’m returning on the next flight. Can’t sell shoes here. Everybody goes barefoot.”At the same time the other salesperson sent an email to the factory, telling “The prospects are unlimited. Nobody wears […]
A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress.Finally to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing […]
How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?”Hi. Nice to meet you. I’m better than you.”
A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.”I will grant you three wishes,” announced the genie. “But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well — only double.”The salesman thought about this for a while. […]
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
