The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. “Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,” he replied. “How do you spell that?” asked the manager. “Er ? sir ? er ? can’t you just put it down without spelling it?”
First witch: Here’s a banana if you can spell it. Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don’t know when to stop.
How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That’s wrong. That’s what you asked for, isn’t it?
School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis? Fred: Only when I tried to spell it.
“Please, ma’am! How do you spell ichael?” The teacher was rather bewildered. “Don’t you mean Michael?” she asked. “No, ma’am. I’ve written the ‘M’ already.”
Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?It was a cup draw!
How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it!
Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground!
A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters ”U.F.O.” printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked ”Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?” […]
