What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!
How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!
What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.
A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. “Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?” asked the psychiatrist. “As a matter of fact, I do,” said the patient. “And when does this happen?” asked the psychiatrist. “Oh,” said the patient, “when […]
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?A party line!
What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?A party line!
