How do you fix a woman’s watch? – It doesn’t matter. There is a clock on the oven.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? – She starts her sentence with “A man once told me…”
Why do women have smaller feet than men? – It allows them to stand closer to the sink.
Why did the witch lose her way? Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.
How do warty witches keep their hair out of place? With scare spray.
Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair? She always wore long gloves to cover it up.
What did Santa Claus’s wife say during a thunderstorm?’Come and look at the rain, dear.’
‘You never get anything right,’ complained the teacher. ‘What kind of job do you think you’ll get when you leave school ?”Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.’
Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
