Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?” She said, “Buying luggage.”
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A hundred, but they’ll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well, you have to remember that everything is energy so…
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Arians aren’t afraid of the dark.
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?
What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? – A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? – The dog. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
