The programmer to his son: “Here, I brought you a new basketball.””Thank you, daddy, but where is the user’s guide?”
They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, “Where is my father?”The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with “Your father is fishing in Michigan.”The skeptical man said triumphantly, “You see? I knew this was nonsense. My father has been dead for […]
Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: “Can’t you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!”The boy replies back: “Darling, I am a programmer. We don’t worry about warnings, we only worry about errors.”
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting “F1 F1” and nobody understood it.
A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: “Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS”.”G.O.O.D” answered his wife.
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”
Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?Because DEC 25 = OCT 31
