What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, you’re not my type.
Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets I’ve got.
This computer you charged me L950 for doesn’t work….and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for the computer, but you’re getting all that trouble absolutely free!
Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you’re wearing looks fine.
Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then it will crack and we won’t be able to use it at all.
Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we’ve got or don’t use any at all.
Mum, Mum, Dad’s broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.
I’ve been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven’t seen a single website.That’s because you’re supposed to sit facing the screen.
I’ve been on my computer all night!Don’t you think you’d be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.
