Which kind of ink do you put in your computer’s printer? Black, Red or Iced?Iced Ink?Well, yes you do, but I didn’t want to mention it.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?Washington C.D

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.

When do computers go to sleep?When it’s internight.

What’s the difference between your finger and a hammer?I don’t know!Well, you’re not using my computer keyboard then!

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.

What do you get if you stuff your computer’s disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.

What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!

What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.