Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a laptop computer.You’re just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a computer.My goodness, you’d better come to my surgery right away!I can’t, my power cable won’t reach that far.
Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer?The cat kept fiddling with i.t.
Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?I’m afraid not. I’m only able to type with one hand as it is.
You’re spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?No, they’ve always been blue!
