Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!

How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!

What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!

What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!

What are the aardvark’s favorite Beatle’s songs?It’s Been an Aards Day’s Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!

Who’s aardvark’s favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!

Who’s the aardvark’s favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!

What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!